Archive for April, 2004

Greetings Google AdSense Site Auditors

Friday, April 30th, 2004

I read today on Slashdot that Google is (finally!) having an IPO. I browsed their online S-1 form and found a reference to a thing called “AdSense“, which gives you a little bit of money every time someone clicks a google ad on your site, so I signed up. What the heck, you only live once, right? Then they tell me via e-mail that their people are going to audit my site in order to see if it’s appropriate. “No worries”, I thought, “it’s not as though my site is filled with porn and warez”.

Perhaps not, but on the front page I found:

And that’s just on the front page!

More than any ad revenue, I fear for my sanity and moral hygiene.

The old me was funnier

Monday, April 26th, 2004

MPAA drinks goats’ blood, feels more powerful

Monday, April 26th, 2004

Worst Review Ever

Friday, April 23rd, 2004

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Monday, April 19th, 2004