Greetings Google AdSense Site Auditors

I read today on Slashdot that Google is (finally!) having an IPO. I browsed their online S-1 form and found a reference to a thing called “AdSense“, which gives you a little bit of money every time someone clicks a google ad on your site, so I signed up. What the heck, you only live once, right? Then they tell me via e-mail that their people are going to audit my site in order to see if it’s appropriate. “No worries”, I thought, “it’s not as though my site is filled with porn and warez”.

Perhaps not, but on the front page I found:

And that’s just on the front page!

More than any ad revenue, I fear for my sanity and moral hygiene.