Innovating to the death

… the heat death of the Universe!

You would think that Sun would have learned from 20 years of experience dealing with Microsoft – the one thing you never, ever do is give them ideas.

Populating 128-bit file systems would exceed the quantum limits of earth-based storage. You couldn’t fill a 128-bit storage pool without boiling the oceans

From the list of known bugs shipping with Windows Longhorn in 2007:

Warning: installing this software may instantaneously evaporate any large, nearby bodies of water

They’re eeeeeeeeeeeevil I tells ya!